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Kerala: A three yr old, belonging to a migrant Tamil family, was kidnapped while she was asleep and was brutally raped. It’s been almost 4 days, where’s the fucking social media N the goddamn candle march huh? 

Many still live with a tattered body N mind in a tattered dress, out the fucking reach of media – a pompous ass.

Incredible India

Shitting is liberation“. It must be the answer from a constipated person if u ask him about the definition of liberation.

Well, “Increase taxes (all, possible, kinds of)”. It must be the only answer from the Government of India if u ask them about the definition of “GROWTH“. Incredible India!!!

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US Bullshits

US to honour Delhi rape Victim with International Women of Courage Award.

WTF?  

A United Nations statistical report compiled from government sources showed that more than 250,000 cases of male-female rape or attempted rape were recorded by police annually. Hw abt them? Any scope for a nomination? US, u’ve got enough bull shits in ur own nation to deal with.

After the Oscar poliTRICS don’t create yet another poliTRICS here!!

Devilhi Rapists

Not using any modifiers like: “incarnate goblins”, “the evil beasts”, “repulsive vermin” etc. But, just one fucking thing to tell these men turned animals:

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Dear/Dishonourable inhuman humans,

Do understand that vagina is not public waste bin to dump all your filthy & nasty shits in it. And, penis is not a fucking driller to drill wherever you find a free space you a**holes.

Hold back your bloody ax to dig your own fvkcing graveyards.

P.S., “Brutally gang-raped by four persons in a moving bus in south Delhi on Sunday night, a 23-year-old woman is now battling for life at the Safdarjung Hospital here.”

On 12-12-2012 @ 12:12:12 PM

Wow!! Finally the miracle day has come. Today, the blind will start to see, the deaf will hear, the dumb will speak, the paralized will walk, and more astonishingly the dead will resurrect.

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For a creative turn, we @ our ad agency chose this time to pray. Sincerely N seriously u know. 🙂

“Oh lord – the leader of 12 disciples – we the 12 employees gathered here to pray while the morons selected it to celebrate outside by cutting cakes, and by surprising the others with flash mob. Whereas, we humbly pray to You submitting our 12 needs; kindly hear our voice granting us the 12 blessings. We thank you for all the graces that showered on us for the past 12 days in this month. Dear God, make your grace always 12 fold.”

F^^k off!! Stop playing games with peoples mind….It’s just an eye popping quirk of calendar. :O

The labour rooms r filled with pregnant women. To deliver half developed fetus  😦

The churches N temples r filled with pairs. To institutionalise a half realised love.  😦

But, didn’t see any rush in cemetery. No one really interested to die on this miraculous day?? Shame shame……  😀

A World of $hitheads

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“When Israelis in the occupied territories now claim that they have to defend themselves, they are defending themselves in the sense that any military occupier has to defend itself against the population they are crushing… You can’t defend yourself when you’re militarily occupying someone else’s land. That’s not defense. Call it what you like, it’s not defense.” Noam Chomsky

Israel’sright to defend” helped the Palestinian death toll climb 112+, roughly half of them civilians, including children. (Besides, Israel’s self defense has been well depicted in the image that’s uploaded with this blog.) Extremely sorry I didn’t know the meaning of the word “defend” is “to attack”. Sorry, I don’t have an Obama Dictionary. Instead, I keep an Oxford Dictionary.                  😀

Hamas Military commander Ahmed Al Jabari was killed in Israeli airstrike last Wednesday which really provoked Gaza to backfire. But, in return, Israel’s super destructive missiles and explosives sowed a mass destruction in Gaza – the poorest and most densely place in the world.             😦 

My wonder is that how Israel’s missiles could obtain a miraculous skill to specially identify and kill the chief leaders of Hamas alone like the assassination of Sheik Ahmed Yassin and Dr. Abdel Azzis al Rantissi. Hallelujah!! It’s a gift of God; Oops, gift of Bigbrothers maybe.                         😛 

On the other side of the scene, Orwell’s Bigbrothers are being reincarnated again and again.  Oh no! It seems as if US, UK and EU that give approval for this Gaza – Israel conflict. Meanwhile, it’s really unfortunate that UN rented out even the veto power. Pathetic.        😦 

All these satirical political policies are nothing but the Mucking Fockeries. No, according to this particular situation it’s like shisturbating                   :O  

In this world of $hitheads, (oh, sorry. In this world of peace lovers) only one message is relevant: “Cry for yourself and for your children”.  

For those who sacrificed their today for our tomorrow

“Make sure that no one who fights for this country ever has to fight for a job or a roof over their head when they come home.” Obama

Honourable esteemed N scorned Indian politicians… did u hear that??    :O     😀 

Well, we’ve a majestic and praiseworthy tradition of committing grand corruption even in the coffin boxes that bought for the Kargil Martyrs.   

  It was reported that aluminum caskets that were available for US $172 in Somalia were bought for more than 20 times of this value.    Thus in 2001, we achieved yet another shameful title “Kargil Coffin Scam”    😀     😦 

Those who raped the honour of our Indian martyrs are not merely rapists. They are the nastiest brutish creatures from the rotten bottom of the hell. 

Well, u ugly creatures it’s better to kill those soldiers Shoot at sight as like stray dogs, Stone to death like whores, or make them run a nude marathon than to commit such a shameful dishonourable scam   😦    😦     😦      u nucking futs   :O  

(Dedicating this post to my friend & colleague Ramachandran who pointed out this point)

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Newspapers, the real comic strips, a perfect way to kick-start your day

It’s a big day for Indian Media especially for newspapers. Together they released a clutter breaking ad campaign.

Product Name: Barack Hussein Obama 

Creative Agency: Indian Newspapers

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Because, such was the importance Indian media gave for Obama’s victory.  WHY? N FOR WHAT?

In our Ad Agency we’ve got 20+ newspapers daily in 2 languages: English and Malayalam (Regional Language). Amidst all these none took a different stance, everyone unconditionally celebrated Obama’s victory. Front page, back page, editorial, International & National News pages and above & beyond supplements too. Oh pathetic!  😦  😦 

Wonder, Indian President Pranab Mukherjee might have stunned at this celebration lamenting: “Oh no! I didn’t even get a half page of space to celebrate my victory”   😀 

It simply projects the impotency of Indian media, not about the US omniscience.

 Aadhar & NPR mockeries, Petrol & diesel dramas, Gas & Kerosene ridicule, scam & corruption plunders, rape & rob injustices… you, the reckless team of medias you have got enough & more boiling stuff to deal with in India itself. Then why?? Is this your so-called media ethics N journalistic ethics huh??   :O 

Please don’t say, closing your eyes, it is Japan Black dark all around. 😀 😀

Besides, please don’t turn these newspapers into a toilet tissue paper or a meaningless comic story and always take a special care not to be such an invertebrate impotent.

 Let your pen sow a super storm Sandy and words a reconstructive revolution.  🙂  🙂 

(Dedicated to my friend & colleague Raju. Ramachandran who inspired me to write this one)

It s A sky F-A-L-L

Hail to those so-called film critiques for giving an approval rating of 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh! what a genre of geniuses they are!!

 Know it’s entirely different from my blog topic, but I couldn’t refrain from writing this. 

Apart from the beautiful starting sequences, brilliant opening credits, and an excellent performance of Javier Bardem, I don’t think there are much to make it an incredible piece amidst the other bond films. It has somehow come down to the level of a revenge story different from the normal bond stuff. Image 

Well, I am not going in detail. Maybe, it’s a subjective version of review. So, you yourselves watch it N review it. 

By the way, I don’t understand why IMDB site shows all the negative reviews with the caution of spam?